What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 06:41
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
American Airlines plane diverted because it was too big to land at airport - WKRC
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Which is the better research AI than Chat GPT?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
31 Little Upgrades To Your Day-To-Day That Won't Sound Life-Changing…Until You Try Them - BuzzFeed
Still no good.
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The 10 Best Movies and TV Shows to Watch This Weekend - Vulture
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
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What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Wolfspeed Stock Tumbles Amid Bankruptcy Plan. What's Next for the Chip Company. - Barron's
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
No go.
Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones